kiss now, shag later

when just aint felling shoving ur 3 inch wonka in to the hoe so you chose the kiss option to keep her happy

not now lets just kiss now, shag later

by xxSHAGGERxx69 January 26, 2020

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okay, but why?

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Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?

Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

Lasker

To 'give someone the Lasker' means to rip them off. The word Lasker comes from Lasker Jewelers located in Rochester, MN. They are known for having high prices on low quality diamonds, thereby ripping off anyone who buys one.

Dude, that guy on eBay totally gave me the Lasker. He didn't send me the item!

by SpenceMan01 July 30, 2008

latered

To have been dismissed, dumped, or fired. Coined by Jonathan Adler on the Top Design Bravo show as shorthand for the exit phrase "see you later, decorator."

What happened on last night's show? Ryan totally got latered. Or, are you and Sally still dating? No, she latered me.

by JaneXYZ February 17, 2007

Laserna

One of the biggest bitches alive.
Teaches Spanish at The Haverford School.
Everyone hates her and wishes she was dead but she still teaches.
Has at least 5 chins and 2 inches of white makeup.
Brought a real cool kid to the Honor Council last year for skipping class once.

Laserna sucks Ben Rein's dick.

by Sex God April 11, 2005

jack-o-lantern

A person.Mainly male. Owning a display of screwed teeth.

"His face looks like a busted-up Jack-o-Lantern!"

by Mercedes February 13, 2004

Laser Lemon

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.

by Mike the Tiger wants to be free! September 18, 2003