Lane violation

Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.

Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

Lane

Lane is a pretty girl. She lights up the room when she walkes in. She talkes alot, and are best friend with all the boys. She has a big ass that all the guys drools after. People think she's a stupid blonde, but she's very smart. She is very social and everyone knows who she is.

"Is that the popular girl, Lane?"

by Swagyolo123 November 5, 2020

Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.

I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.

by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021

bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.

It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.

by zdidit December 31, 2010

colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)

by biggrizz August 2, 2014

Vicki Lane

An extremely wonderful "person". An entity of the imagination that manifests itself as a coworker.

Vicki Lane keeps appearing at work. I think I need to go speak with my therapist.

by buttermonkey69 November 8, 2019

Lane

Lane is a person that lives a queer life. He loves to be gay and watch very inappropriate guys doing stuff and if ykyk. He also does horrible in school almost failing with a 50% in French.

"This kid Lane is such an idiot"

by Mike litsdry April 8, 2022