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Knob knockers

A simple game for men in which they place each hand at opposite sides of their navel area, and bat their penis back and forth in succession in order to get as many knocks as possible. In order for competitive play, one hand can be substituted for another persons hand.
Lets play knob knockers Will, for it's a grand game!
by clydeplayer May 17, 2011
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knackered

Tired and exhausted. Completely spent and thus, useless.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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knocked up

usually when a female doesn't marry and becomes pregnant at a young age
Guy: Where's Lucy?
Father: She got knocked up, so shes getting an abortion
by cowkilla224 August 24, 2009
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Knacker

1. Derogatory and politically incorrect term for member of the Irish Traveller community.

2. Irish equivalent to someone from 'The Hood'.
"me n al me mates ran amok on o'connell streeh when dem orange baasturds tried teh march dowin ih...lit a car on fire and battered Charlie Bird"

Fucking Knackers!
by Damho May 20, 2010
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kwocker

I dropped my kwocker in this little honey lastnight.
by Brian- name created by Greg B. January 14, 2006
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knicker snot

pretty much, when you have discharge on your pants.
Person A: One of my work colleagues came into the office this morning and shortly after arriving complained they'd just found knicker snot on their trousers. I don't want to appear stupid or naive, can anyone help me out with what this could be?

Person B: Would you really admit it if it were yours?
by knickersnotterlover March 16, 2010
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Knackers

Plural noun - "Knackers" is a traditional British slang word for Testicles.

The word has found occasional usage in other parts of the anglosphere.

"Knackers" is often used as an interjection to show disbelief or as a term of exasperation. The word is more or less synonymous with Bollocks - meaning something is broken, false, wrong or malfunctioning.

The word repurposes another slang term - Knackered which means tired, broken or malfunctioning.
("This gear box is getting knackered") and is instead used purely to denote testicles.

The etymology probably has its origin in attacks on the testicles; so to "Knacker" someone would be to render them incapacitated (broken), and kicking someone's testicles is a fast way to do this. So to kick someone in the "knackers" would be to put them out of action.

"Knackers" is generally regarded as slightly less offensive than "Bollocks" as a term.

The word "Knacker", can be used to describe a lone testicle.
"Thats a real kick in the knackers."
"Oh knackers I dropped the tiny screw"
"These pants are a little tight around the knackers"
"Your left knacker has escaped your underpants and is hanging free in the breeze."
by RenHoek28 July 20, 2018
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