shredi knight

The Shredi are physical and mental keepers of the secret of an ancient and noble subcultural organization of society, known for their talent in and observance of The Stoke. Using the gravity and natural forces around them to generate the Stoke and wielding their signature shred sticks, members of the Shedi Order rip for kicks and chicks in all arenas of the natural and man-made Earth, often against their mortal enemies, including The Popo, The Great White, and The Avalanch.

There are different levels of Shredi, ranging from apprentice to shredi master. Shredi Masters, like those listed below, are often revered for there mastery of Stoke and Stick. Many of the highest Shredis have risen to mastery of multiple forms.

Laird Hamilton, Tony Hawk, Kelley Slater, Shaun White

Did you see me go fins out on that turn? I think I'm on my way to becoming a Shredi Knight.

by Blue Team December 15, 2008

Dark Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in males that leads them to:
1. Cockily initiate pursue of a confident damsel lacking distress.

2. Tends to display womanizing qualities

3. Is known to be intimated by said damsel, resulting in an internal conflict between attraction and intimidation.

3. Endures failed attempts at attempting to act like a nice guy; as said damsel lacking distress is extremely cognizant of his indiscretions and intentions.

Examples:Han Solo, Gaston, James Bond, Gatsby, Tony Stark (Iron Man)

Han Solo then said, "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, princess." It seems to me like he has Dark Knight Syndrome.

by JP Morgan July 1, 2014

White Knighting

White Knighting, when used by gamers, refers to players that show up to avenge wrong-doing, often without knowing anything about the situation and/or without investigating the context.

One player accidentally killed another when they jumped in front of them when they were fully aimed. The player in question was immediately white knighted. It only took seconds before the entire team were white knighting and we lost because everyone was too busy fighting each other to fight the enemy.

by camo_man September 7, 2020

white knighting

When a male, preferably after sex, stands before a kneeling female, whom he preferably just had sex with, and cums on both of her shoulders before declaring her a "knight of the white table." The more cum used, the better.

Male: "Yeah, I brought her back, fucked her, then white knighted her."
Friend: "Ah, always great to see a new addition to the white table. White knighting for the win!"

by Matty Moran the Man May 24, 2012

knightrider

Neuvo cockney rhyming slang for a pint of cider, generally Strongbow within the M25

"Good morning, landlord, I'll have a knightrider with a Pernod chaser"

by Alistair Drummond February 16, 2005

White Knight

A sexual encounter where multiple guys ejaculate on another man's penis which he then uses as a lubricant to preform anal sex with the other males.

"Garrison, last night Jesse was the White Knight!"

by Logangsta June 11, 2012

suge knight

The former head of the Death Row Records the best record company 20-10 year ago. Deat Row at the time had artist like Snoop Doggy Dogg, Dr.Dre and the best selling rap-artist ever 2Pac/Makaveli. Knight was involved with the Mob Piru Bloods and some peoplebelieve that he was behind murders of Makaveli and some fat rapper called Biggie, this information is not confirmed and you should remember that Suge was the best friend of Makaveli. Some say that Suge forced Vanilla Ice to drink his urine and hanged him from his window. After the death of Makaveli, Knight got behind bars. Now he is the head of a record company called "New & Untouchable". After all he has made millions of dollars with his superstar artist. Nowdays he wants to see Snoop Dogg, Dr.Dre and G-Unit dead.

Don't F*ck with Marion suge knight, you'll get shot.

by Ruinu November 10, 2006