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Fatty Knob-head

Not just a knob-head, but a fat one at that. This type of person can be identified by loud, agressive behaviour in public, aswell general selfishness and disregard towards others.

Said term would also be used against a large fellow the user took an imediate disliking to.
EXAMPLE 1
Guy 1: Fatty Knob-head over there is looking at me funny.

Guy 2: Thats because you've got aids and smell of shit...

Guy 1: Yeah but still, he shouldnt make it so obvious.

EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: That knob-head over there just bumped into causing me to spill this refreshing alcholic beverage, I will now have to ask him to apologise before finding myself another form of chilled mind-altering liquid.

Guy 2: He is quite a large unit though Eddie, I would aproach with extreme caution and without the intention of starting a comotion...

Guy 1: I suppose you are right Jack, still, what a Fatty Knob-head
by Captain Sheep December 9, 2008
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Dew Knob

Dew Knob is a mixed drink. Half Mountain Dew half Knob Creek on the rocks. A top shelf bourbon with a non traditional mixer.
Hey Al make me a stiff Dew Knob, today was hectic.
by Stacc4twank March 30, 2009
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Corn on the knob

When you stick pieces of corn on your penis so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.
Kym came over and gave me a fucking brilliant corn on the knob! She didn't miss one kernel!
by Roomy1985 October 20, 2014
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door knob

The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.
Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.
by JR Harris March 30, 2011
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Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006
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red knob

charles lucas

james maxwell

james heilbronn
by mapps June 24, 2003
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suck my knob

a beautiful retort to something that someone says to anger you.

furthermore, it can be used in surprise.
"you look like a prick"
"well suck my knob!"

or

"suck my knob she never did that!"
by yumbumbum February 6, 2010
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