Kevin is your basic non-abusive step-dad. He drives everyone to softball practice, and is also the coach. Kevin loves wearing polo shirts and khakis, so people often mocks him for being way too basic. Kevin also likes black coffee and is extremely socially akward. He’s your basic 50 year old back burner bitch.
“Hey Kevin, is that a new shirt?”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”
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