Knock-off cow

Someone who LIVES off knock offs of famous designers, and yet go around boasting that they're filthy rich 'cuz they wear "designer" clothes. (You gotta have a good eye to spot these "cows" out)

(Olivia walks into school showing off her fake knock off Prada bag)
Teresa- She thinks she got everyone fooled.
Haylie- Bitch.
Teresa- The dumbass, is a knock-off cow.
Haylie- Yeah, everything she's worn this year is fake.
Teresa- Yup her hair is a knock off of paris Hilton's extention line.
Haylie- (gasp) Damn Knock-off cow!

by Movie girl February 4, 2010

school of hard knocks

not half as funny as the prequel "school of hard knockers" starring michael cain as the college jock.

the dean : JOCKSON!
cain: your only supposed to blow the bloody dorrs off,man.

by scott van winkle June 18, 2004

Knock your pan in

Northern Irish slang term meaning to punch someone's face, "knock their face in", "smash their face in" etc.

Usually only used in a humourous or jocial fashion.

(Northern Irish term only - Not usually found in Ireland)

e.g.
Person one: You're a right dick, mate.
Person two: Shut ye up - I'll knock your pan in!
Person one: lol

by ChurchBlack November 7, 2010

Knock yourself out

to work hard to achieve something, usually implying success

Wow, Mary! This is a great party. You really knocked yourself out.

It seems every time you give a party you really knock yourself out.

by Kim Dammers June 11, 2008

school of hard knocks

An institution where drs go to learn how to do breast implanrs.

"Are you qualified to do breast implants?"

"Certainly, I learned at the School of Hard Knocks."

by REAL AMERICAN June 15, 2005

Knock It Under The Bed

knocking your shlong under THE bed.

Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE

by zmillz1125 June 14, 2018

implied door-knock

Refers to when you make friendly eye-contact with one or more occupants of a neighboring dwelling, and thus you do not have to actually knock on their door to make it acceptable for you to go on in.

My neighbors down the street have known me for decades and have always welcomed me in to "shoot da breeze for a few"; they often hang out around the dinner-table in their large-glass-windowed kitchen, anyway, and so they can easily notice me as I amble up the front walk. So I always just watch for them to glance up and give me affable nods as I near their glass storm-door; this is my implied door-knock, and so I know that I can just stroll right on in and sit down with them.

by QuacksO July 6, 2018