poser jew

Someone who is thought to be Jewish without actually being Jewish. Normally is a person with at least one friend who everyone knows is Jewish. Friends normally don't know how if they are really Jewish or not for at least six months. Possibly have a Jew fro.
Not necessarily a negative term. Tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. Most likely pretty damn sexy.

Bob: Wait. You're not Jewish?
Jim: Uh, no.
Bob: Woah, you're like some crazy poser jew then
Jim: Yeah. I'm tottaly ready for Jewish end of the world or Christian end of the world.

by Dave/mast4fr0 July 29, 2008

Jew Baron

This is a person who is not just a "jew" when it comes to money but everything else, as well.

Such as not letting someone barrow your car even tho you let them barrow yours just the other day.

"Hey man can you help me take out the trash."

-"nope"
"Man why are you such a Jew baron?"

by askcheves February 20, 2010

You Jew

Someone that would hold onto their money so tight,they could squeeze the copper off a penny..

Someone that constantly want something for nothing, even though they have the finances to pay for it.
"You Jew just pay for it!"

by YUNVME February 2, 2014

Bog Jew

A derogatory term for a person of Scottish decent. Cheaper than a Jew, and lives in or near a bog.

Steve looks like a regular Bog Jew in his kilt.

by Chuck D. Bones January 23, 2009

Jew Heberman

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.

Jew Heberman is no Democrat.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Jew Bu

A practitioner of both the Jewish and Buddhist faith.

Hey Frank, look at that Jew Bu.

by Cunning Linguist October 27, 2004

jew bowl

A bowl of marijuana that has been only partially packed. Typically, many jews are very stingy with their weed (along with other things), and would like to share as little as possible with others when it comes their turn to pack the bowl.

Yo I ain't smokin with Andrew no more; he keeps packin those jew bowls whenever it's his turn to throw down.

by The Gentleman (with whom we dined) November 16, 2007