A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
by JerziteOn March 29, 2022
Get the Jersey Sobermug. by shirtman1 August 5, 2011
Get the Jersey Liftermug. A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.
I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.
by T'Rezi July 13, 2016
Get the Jersey Betmug. Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.
by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010
Get the Jersey meatstickmug. Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.
by dickf December 14, 2014
Get the flores jerseymug. When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.
by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021
Get the Jersey Mergemug. does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!
friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss
by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019
Get the Central Jerseymug.