jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

Jacob Sartorious's

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

by koopsilon July 17, 2018

Jacob Zuma

A corrupt president

The president of South Africa is so corrupt. His name is Jacob Zuma

by yourtypicalsouthafrican May 30, 2020

Jacob is Gay

A dude named Jacob who likes boys and has sex with them daily. Dudes with this name are always the gay one or the group.

That dude Jacob is gay
Jacob is dating boys

by Dylan is straight November 10, 2020

Jacob Lloyd

Jacob Lloyd is a true god. He is a strong leader. Every one listens to him. Everyone preaches him. Girls often fall for him.

Jacob Lloyd is a god

by Thefoot1233 October 24, 2016

Marissa & Jacob

A wonderful couple, extremely compatible, very loving. He gives amazing hugs and she would love nothing more then to be in his arms forever. She is head over heels in love with him and wants nothing more then to please him.

Wow, Marissa & Jacob really look like they're in love

by Marnicmo September 19, 2011

jacob black

Generally overlooked and under-appreciated character from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. Jacob is a Native American boy who discovers he is a werewolf in the second book of the series, New Moon. He is the best friend of Bella Swan and eventual rival for her affections. In fact, Bella falls in love with Jacob without realizing it and they would have probably been very happy together if her other love interest, Edward Cullen, had not been unnaturally saved from death decades ago. However, because his existence was prolonged via his turning into a vampire, and therefore made abnormally attractive, strong, &c. &c., he has interrupted the natural course of things (i.e. the true love of Jacob/Bella).

Jacob is easy going, quick with a smile and a joke, and sensible. He understands that Bella is her own person and doesn't try to keep her from doing what she wants. He knows Bella too well for that.

1) "He's like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun." -Jacob Black

2) "How can we be friends when we love each other like this?" - Bella Swan

3) "Because there was that smaller part of me - smaller, but getting louder and angrier every minute, screaming at the rest of me - that craved a different set of arms." - Bella Swan, when hugging Edward

by Cuteelf14 October 20, 2007