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Florida Kept

When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.
Selling my Mazda Miata 1,000,000 miles, drives great, florida kept.
by imblazerr September 29, 2022
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Florida Missle

Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.
I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!
by Jethro Bodean Jr IV January 4, 2025
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Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.
I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.
by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022
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Florida

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”
by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022
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Ava Florida

The most BEAUTIFUL gurl. You MUST give her plenty of gifts and money, she deserves it. She’s probably best friends with gurls that are also STUNNING. She is a DIVA and is kinda a big back, but still body goals! If you know an Ava Florida, hug her rn!
a) did you see that beautiful rich gurl?
b) lemme guess, her name is Ava Florida?
a) how’d you know?
by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025
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Florida Maracca

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
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FLORIDA Turn

A FLORIDA Turn, is an abrupt, erratic, or otherwise unpredictable drastic change in direction, often involving multiple lane changes (with or without a signal) in order to ensure you don't miss your exit. After all, a true FLORIDA driver is always the only one on the road ( or at least, the only one that matters to them).
Kyle was driving down the highway in the left lane. All of a sudden he noticed his exit quickly passing him by, so he made a FLORIDA Turn
by FlaudaBoi May 22, 2020
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