weasel in a can

it's all good man

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"

by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016

Cans-Only'd

When you are at the show and need to throw away your trash but then you get to the bin and it is for "Cans Only"

Hey check out this guy walking over to the bin with all this non-can trash; He's about to get Cans-Only'd!

by MullFonty March 14, 2021

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

by Chill28 October 28, 2020

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

touzer can

a fucking slutbag cumdump whore

S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”

by kardongays May 2, 2021