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Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrectedMichael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict
Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.
by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021
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1800 Hands

It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.
John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!

John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021
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Hand-Warming

Using the hands to stimulate the genitals in preparation for sexual intercourse.
Rachel got me nice and rigid with a little hand-warming.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
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old hand

When you are in a Google Meet or a Zoom call and you raise your hand, but forget to put it down so when someone calls on you, you say, "OLD HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: Sawyer, do you have a question?
Sawyer: oLd hAnD!!!
by shxdofrost March 10, 2021
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Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom
by fivesome April 2, 2015
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Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.
The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.
by Author's ashes February 1, 2017
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Hand Herpes

Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes
Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks
by Playah8ers November 26, 2009
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