by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021
Get the Hand Unitmug. It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.
John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!
John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!
John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021
Get the 1800 Handsmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
Get the Hand-Warmingmug. When you are in a Google Meet or a Zoom call and you raise your hand, but forget to put it down so when someone calls on you, you say, "OLD HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by shxdofrost March 10, 2021
Get the old handmug. 1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.
2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
by fivesome April 2, 2015
Get the Double Handingmug. by Author's ashes February 1, 2017
Get the Gravy handmug. by Playah8ers November 26, 2009
Get the Hand Herpesmug.