1800 Hands

It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.

John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!

John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived

by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021

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Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

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Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

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Serpent's Hand

An organization that really loving anomaly thing, even they liberate them... wait why i'm hearing SCP-096's screams?

Serpent's Hand? Huh, i never heard of that... wait.. containment breach?

by Mastery of Coordilatte December 27, 2020

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Cindy Hand

The Cindy Hand is the dominant hand while painting your nails. It's the shortened version of "Cinderella Hand," the hand that does all the work and never gets the same in return.

"Omg my nails came out so cute!! But eek! My Cindy Hand looks like a 5-year old painted it! 😬"

by DancerHamster September 19, 2021

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