Homo erectus

Despite common opinion many homo erectus still survive today memebers of the species include:

Mike Ashley

John coats
Joey essex

Cam kirkham
Everyone in the world named kieth

Fuck me look at him, bloody homo erectus him like

by Johnny riddler May 31, 2019

Homo Erectus

The extinct type Homo Erectus was a now extict type of primate and the pre-predecessor of the Homo Sapiens (the human form, we are today)

The Homo Erectus went extinct simply by being too lazy

by brightphoton April 22, 2019

Homo Erectus

An ancester of the Homo Sapiens who used to have a nice, chill life.
Homo Erectus specially enjoy spraying graffitis on cave walls and sexually pleasing themselves while watching some good Homo porn.

Hey, you wanna know why they call me "Homo Erectus"? ;)

by Pepino Man August 1, 2019

Homo scrapiens

The next step in evolution from the Homo sapiens. Can be found in any kitchen in Thornbury and surrounding areas between the hours of 6pm and 6am scraping their favourite crack pipe. Place of residence for perfecting their scraping is at the famous head quarters 44 rock street.

‘All the pukes of gone, get the scrapes on’ said the carpet picker

The warden excitedly replies ‘here we are carpet picker take the pebble plate and I insist on first scrape’

Carpet picker reluctantly agrees

This defines the homo scrapiens.

by Bob turner September 25, 2019

Homo-clash

A person who is not homophobic but simple don’t care or disagree. A person who doesn’t care what the LGBT+ community does but care about their children being effected before they are old enough to truly understand. Not a supporter or advocate of LGBT+ but a bystander of those in the struggle. A lover of all people regardless of sexual preference.

She’s a homo-clash. Although her brother is gay she is a homo-clash and loves him though she disagrees. Homo-clash folk tend to not support LGBT+ talk amongst children.

by Anonymousmenotyou1212 March 14, 2020

Homo Don

When Donald Trump and Joe Biden are both bottoms but Trump pretends to be a top to try and convince the American people he’s “tough”.

Stop being a Homo Don the American people don’t care about it when you do it.

by YemilyYak November 5, 2020

Homo-Fakeian

During the end of the 20th century, a new species had emerged, but went largely unnoticed by the scientific community unto the year, 2020. Dubbed the Homo-Fakeians, this mutation of the Homo-sapiens thrives on expressing themselves based on feelings, rejecting all facts and proof. If it doesn't feel like what you want it to feel like, then it is fake and no amount of proof can change their mind.

Groups considered to be of the Homo-Fakeians species, Conservatives, Liberals, Anti-vaxers, Flat Earthers, Trump Supporters, Fox News, CNN, Donald Trump. Joe Biden.

Those flat Earthers do not understand facts. They are Homo-Fakeian.

by Jawelles December 2, 2020