German Gas Mask

The sexual act of a person putting his/her mouth on the anus of another person as the other person realeases gas into the other persons mouth.

Adne ate Abigales butthole blowout as they did the German Gas Mask.

by J@$0n May 14, 2011

German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I used a German dildo on that whore last night.

by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011

German Log Ride

The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.

The film was going well until Stacey found herself on the end og a German Log Ride.

by Evil swiss Cheese March 22, 2009

German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.

Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?

by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009

German Toast

(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.

"Is that pork I smell?" "Nah it's Jon and Dave making some German Toast."

by Something close to God September 22, 2008

zee Germans

Controversy over this definition has arisen due to someone being too lazy to look up the definition of a German word. The word sie/Sie can mean she, they or you but not the.
The 'correct' anglo-german would be 'die Germans' or perhaps 'protection from den Germans'.

The word 'zee' here is clearly meant to mean the (and it's a better sounding phrase than die Germans) but I have to lend my support to the mispronunciation of the theory to the mistranslation of sie theory.

You have also misspelled Deutsch

What annoys you the most?

People attacking others without checking the facts, also losing to zee Germans on penalties.

by nurry7 June 29, 2010

do you speak german?

to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.

do you speak german?

by hoioindweMSA January 29, 2007