Grappling-Baby

The all too common occurrence of a woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America, to launch her baby over the boarder so that she could climb in using the umbilical cord.

Thanks to Juanita's Grappling-Baby, she and her entire family were able to safely cross the Texas/Mexico boarder fence into sovereign US territory.

by wertitis December 16, 2011

grape fairy

You silly old bitch

OMG Bertie you grape fairy

by Magic magiclecristmas December 25, 2017

dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

Gut Grappler

When you have a female friend who is resistant to anal sex bouncing on you reverse cowgirl and you Jam your index and/or middle finger into her ass far enough to hook some of her guts up. The desired effect being that as she gets scared/disgusted and attempts to jump up, she will be unable.

"Yeah that bitch tried to get away, but I hit her with the old Gut Grappler technique I learned in Nam...."

by Play Boy Milla January 24, 2010

potato graphics

Shitty graphics.

This game has a potato graphics.

by ᑞᔹᒼᕉᒔᒓᓟᑠ October 30, 2017

graphing

sex. This can be interpreted in many aspects of life including the bedroom, math class, science class, or anything that includes graphing. (courtesy of Dr. Parker)

"Graphing is fun when you know how to do it."

"Graphing requires flexibility of the mind and body."

"I want you to go home and practice graphing."

"Didn't anyone teach you how to graph when you were younger?"

by Browniezz October 9, 2009

Grape

Felicity.

Felicity, you are a grape.

by Alo The Non-Grape October 21, 2016