Goose Flava

By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.

I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!

by Soniccat5533 August 23, 2019

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Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

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moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

by skin the cat January 2, 2012

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Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021

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Magpie Goose

Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.

What a bitch ass magpie goose

by Sep93 June 13, 2011

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stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

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