goosely fr

goosely fr is a horrible streamer and youtuber that dyes her hair every 2 weeks and can’t make her mind up. her only personality trait is her boyfriend.

boy 1 : yo mr fart balls you watch goosely fr?
mr fart balls: no i don’t watch that ugly whore

by not gooselyfr July 8, 2021

Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently

This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.

by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

by nkows January 3, 2021

Goose-chills

Canadian for goosebumps/chills eh

“I’m getting serious goose-chills just being in this room.” -PUP

by Peacepoet January 29, 2021

Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021