squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

squirtin' like a country goose by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

flying goose 

(flahy-ing goos)

verb: simultaneously giving two hand jobs, a blow job and getting fucked in either the ass or pussy at the same time. Thus making the motions and sounds of a goose in flight.

noun: a sex position involving the act of giving two hand jobs a blow job and getting fucked at the same time.

Man, that girl Allie is such a slut; she let me and three of my boys give her the flying goose!

flying goose by heylookitsmarco December 20, 2008

silly goose 

skeppy (badboyhalo's divorced husband and a6d's friend)

do you watch silly goose on youtube and twitch badboyhalo is devorcing him again

silly goose by nyeeeeeee August 11, 2020

high as a Christmas goose 

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

high as a Christmas goose by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

Silky goose mamas 

The baddest gooses the world has ever seen.

we're the silky goose mamas, what about it? >:)

Silky goose mamas by girfe March 24, 2021

Hit the goose where it's loose 

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

Hit the goose where it's loose by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021

Silly goose 

It is a term people use when someone is being silly. It is normally said with affection to the person being silly. I have absolutely no idea why the saying mentions a goose. maybe because people see geese as being silly. Who knows?

Octavious: "I had seen an octopus fly a kite one day."

Kevin: "Octopus don't fly kites, you silly goose!"

Silly goose by OpheliaRedRose May 8, 2013