Cole gerry

Cole gerry is a man who is borderline midget and his GPA can't be higher than his braincell count of 2. Cole is a decent dude but is an idiot and is friends with a man who has a bunch of blood clots and is a walking list of ethnic slurs. He named his member "Lance" and drives a white jeep, just like every basic white girl. Cole is the youngest of 3 and is a failed miscarriage.

Cole gerry's sister is hot.

by Cameron DePolo March 23, 2022

Dustin gerty

A type of guy to repeatedly stab you and fellow friends in the back even tho we on his side.
Life revolves around anyone named Billy Billy associate.

Don't close your eyes or even blink because in that instant he will be betraying you at any cost .

Will set you up to get jumped by 3 middle eastern guys and 1 female driver. Just so he don't have to share a Playstation 5....

O fuck here we go its dustin gerty

by The start June 24, 2022

Dirty Gerwyn

While having sex with somebody, and they complain about absolutely anything AT ALL, you stop and stare at them while saying "your mother doesn't complain, your mother doesn't complain"

I hooked up with this girl last night, I did have to show her the Dirty Gerwyn though, as she asked me why I wasnt going hard enough...

by SamIsChillLikeThat August 22, 2022

toblrone geekyhard

noun - means “told bro we geek hard”

“we toblrone geekyhard last night.”

“we needed to toblrone geekyhard so he can join us geek!”

by jellyfishxheart March 29, 2024

Cheeky Geeky Cunt

a term of endearment that is said when your friend avoids answering a direct question.

answer the question you cheeky geeky cunt, did you suck his dick?

by badstyle December 23, 2024

Dirty Gerry

A "Dirty Gerry" is when a guy takes a shit into his own hand and then uses it as lube to masturbate, smearing it all over his cock and balls until he cums, leaving himself coated in a foul mixture of feces and semen. It's the absolute nadir of personal degradation, a act so profoundly disgusting it transcends mere kink and becomes a statement of self-loathing, performed in private with the knowledge that it's a perversion of the most basic human dignity.

After everyone left the party, rumor has it he locked himself in the bathroom to perform a Dirty Gerry.

by Gerry_Lober6767 February 3, 2026

Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019