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german

1countable someone from Germany 2uncountable the language used in Germany, Austria, and parts of Switzerland 3 relating to Germany, its people, or its language
German history, a young German couple
by MorioTom May 17, 2007
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german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
by Ray September 16, 2003
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German

German language is a West Germanic language, related to and classified alongside English and Dutch. With an estimated 90 – 98 million native speakers, German is one of the world's major languages and the most widely spoken first language in the European Union.

German (Deutsche) are a Germanic ethnic group native to Central Europe. The English term Germans has referred to the German-speaking population of the Holy Roman Empire since the Late Middle Ages.
Girl: "I am learning German because I love the language so much!"

Boy: "Yeah, that's cool and all, but where's my freaking sandwich?!"

OR

Girl: "I am German. I'm born in Germany, and my parents are German, too!"

Boy: "Gut, now make me a Butterbrot, Schlampe!"

(Translation: "Good", "sandwich", and "whore".)
by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN September 10, 2011
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German Shit Show

When something happens that is so fucked up that its as messy as a German Shit Show.
Well, my day was quite the German Shit Show.

What a German Shit Show!
by Concrete Wallbanger November 21, 2010
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German

You can't define a whole nation, you know that right? It's not true that everybody in Germany loves nature and hiking and camping and stuff, some do, like in every other country in the world. And it's not true, that all Germans are dressed badly, most of them do have style.. And I don't know what everybody's talking about Germans being forced to be Nazi's, that's not quite true either. There were some people who supported Hitler, but most of them didn't know everything he was doing for example to the jewish until the end of WW2. Very many people disagreed with the Nazis and so they just were executed.
It's also not true that all German are hot, the most IT guys are just ugly.
One thing is true: The German language is driving you crazy. Grammar is just sooo complicated. I am German and I have my problems with that.
There is nothing typical German - except for the beer. That's true. German beer is great.
by rrraaawwwrrr April 10, 2013
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New Germany

"Hey where can I find three bars and one church?"
"New Germany!"
by GOLLYGEE March 10, 2009
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The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad
by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009
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