Greasy gary 

A human being, generally male, with unlimited amounts of grease.
Can be used to describe a really greasy action.

Buddy 1: oh man I'm starving
Buddy 2: (just cooked a jacks frozen pizza) I need to hang a leak
Buddy 1: greases a couple slices of jacks
Buddy 2: (comes back from pissin) oh u greasy gary
Buddy 3: oh what a greasy gary

Example 2
Buddy 1 comes home from work and finds buddy 2 greasin a movie before church. Buddy 3 says oh you greasy gary, get to church

Greasy gary by Super Sal 3.0 November 23, 2018

uncle gary 

slang term for marijuana

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"

uncle gary by corra October 11, 2003

Lady Gary 

An asian-hermaphrodite wannabe, normaly listens & sings to Lady Gaga

Sam: Hey Gary, what you wanna do today?

Lady Gary: Just dance, it will be ok!

Sam:... wtf?

Lady Gary by Lowe-it man February 15, 2010

A Gary Scaramella 

When you get hit by a car, do a back flip, survive, and laugh about it the next day

Nick: oh my god he just got hit by a car!

Josh: it's ok he'll pull A Gary Scaramella

A Gary Scaramella by This wasn't Alex April 20, 2011

Fucking Gary 

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

Fucking Gary by slappos October 15, 2019

seven dollar gary

When the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. She accepts anyways. Made famous by a cheapskate named Gary.

"I picked this trick up off the strip the other day. She wanted $10 for a handjob and all I had was $7. What do you know, I got me a seven dollar gary!"

seven dollar gary by Ron Dawson May 7, 2008

raped by Gary Fisher 

when a bicycle part violates your posterior. (usually a seat, which may have become loose. most likely occurs during a bike crash)

I got raped by Gary Fisher when I crashed my bike and the handle bar went up my ass. OOPS.

raped by Gary Fisher by TigerPenisExtract March 28, 2009