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Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.
Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.
by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025
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Gary McNally

Skinny white drug dealer who is lanky he is such a doosh bag and is an arsewhole
Gary McNally can be used to described a skinny white lanky drug dealer who is a dickhead and loves to suck cock
by Fatface12345 June 26, 2020
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Gary

A "Gary" is an insecure man who does not have much going for him so instead he harassed and trolls women online. This definition originated from the largest male troll to every harass female strength athletes who happened to have this name. Since then, this type of behavior has its perpetrators labeled as such a Gary.
*random man* you're too muscular you look like a man
Me: okay Gary
by Tittyswan February 1, 2020
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Gary

He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.
All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.
by enigmaticbook September 3, 2023
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Gary

A vegan substitute for cheese, it looks, tastes and often melts just like cheese.
What brand of gary should we get for the pizza?
by Lvl. 420 vegan July 9, 2018
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Gary

Is a person that doesn't know anything
by ManavPatel040 November 11, 2019
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The Gary ColeMan

When the bitch is sleeping, then you shoot a load onto her face. She wakes up later and says "I had a Dream".
Yo, my girl was so pissed this morning because she found out I did The Gary Coleman.
by FkBlackPeople April 3, 2011
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