The go to guy for all of your computer repair needs. You all know him in a way. Sitting in your class with a laptop running some weird OS you don't recognize, always speaking more in technical terminology and numbers than plain English. Often quiet and somewhat introverted, the computer guy is always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in dire technological straits. Often more friendly and less odorous than other varieties of his kind such as the computer nerd or Linux fanatic.
Distraught student: Ah man, I think my computer ate my report!
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.
by M.C. HARDDrive December 9, 2008
Get the Computer guymug. A guy whose character is not swayed by the mainstream. He has depth, so he sees things differently. The opposite of a fuckboy. Aka any male lead from any 80s ROM COM ever. Ex: Jake Ryan, Ronald Miller, etc.
by floweryinsides September 30, 2016
Get the Dream Guymug. A male, who is very sweet to the ladies, he's so sweet every girl friend zones him. He also has gets played and cheated on left and right. He get's tired of girls hurting him, so he decides to do crazy and daring things.
Girl 1: He is such a sweet-guy, let's his life.
Girl 2: Okay, let's lead him on and then date a douche bag.
Girl 1: You read my mind!
Girl 2: Okay, let's lead him on and then date a douche bag.
Girl 1: You read my mind!
by ThaGoldenRod June 23, 2012
Get the Sweet-Guymug. A guy in the friendzone.
Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.
Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".
Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.
Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".
Safe Guy: "Man, she's really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. I think she's into me."
Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."
Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."
by iklepti2 October 27, 2008
Get the safe guymug. A male who doesn't have many or any male friends so he usually only has his girlfriend and/or her friends to tag along with.
Derived from the 2009 comedy, "I Love You, Man" starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.
Derived from the 2009 comedy, "I Love You, Man" starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.
Chris -"Dude, is Steve gay? cuz all I see him with is Loren and her friends."
John-"nah Loren's his chick. He's a Girlfriend Guy; no male crew at all."
John-"nah Loren's his chick. He's a Girlfriend Guy; no male crew at all."
by K-Da6'1 August 15, 2009
Get the Girlfriend Guymug. A man who instead of using an open urinal to pee in, goes into the stall. This man would not have to do anything other than #1.
by humania August 27, 2007
Get the shy guymug. The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.
by NeuGuy December 12, 2010
Get the Naked Guymug.