Nap Guilt

a state of remorse for having fallen asleep during the day when you have more productive things you could be doing.
Often accompanied with a disorientation of AM or PM.

Caleb: I think I'm just going to lay down while I wait for The Office to come on.
~~~2 hours later~~~
Caleb: Oh no, I missed The Office and forgot to pick my mom up from the laundromat. Is it 6:30 AM or PM? (nap guilt).

by Caleb's Mom March 8, 2011

Leg Guitar

Whilst a person is reasonably intoxicated they may lift either their left or right leg using the opposite arm. Keeping it straight, they then strum their leg like they would when strumming a guitar.

This can be used in situations such as:
- a pulling mechanism to impress a certain someone
- being too intoxicated to know the difference between a real guitar and your own leg
- and finally thinking it is cool and thinking everyone will also join in with 'leg guitars'

by beege8 August 12, 2011

Bang-Guilt

The guilty feeling (usually awkward, depending on your morals) that occurs in the morning when you see the father of the girl you were banging all night in the next room.

When I went downstairs in the morning, I had major bang-guilt when I had to share the same coffee pot with the screamer's dad.

by DeReese May 16, 2014

Jimmy's Guitar

A guitar your friend cums on after he jerks off then lets you play it next day and laugh at you and you don't know why until he tells you he came onto the strings

"haha get fucked i did a jimmy's guitar on yah"

by Jimmy's Friend Svxn September 3, 2019

Guini

a guini is a term for a dirty italian man. one who is considered a new imagrant to arrive in new york in the 1850's. they are best described as laud and male shovanists with greasy skin and hair large amounts of body hair and often beat their wives. with a bag full of olives.

tony the guini has a baseball bat he uses to beat his children with. or salvatore and vitto are two real old world guinies with mob connections.

by don vitto November 13, 2007

Guinea Hen

In Shakespearean times, a "Guinea Hen" was another term for a prostitute.

Too many guinea hens wondering about at night these days.

by Lord Lister June 18, 2007

Guildrat

Much like a hoodrat sleeping with all the guys in her hood. a guildrat is a girl on an MMORPG who gets guys in her guild to buy her things moving from member to member until she eventually switches guilds and begins again.

"omg Aliveos can you believe Ramya? Last week she asked Chuch to buy her epic mount, this week shes flirting with Dagox"

"No way, what a guildrat"

by definition of dopeness June 10, 2009