grandma-oke

when a grandma is doing karaoke in front of a group of people espically the grandkids

grandma-oke is when cool hip grandma is singing karaoke with her grandkids to modern music

by Alex Gramberg October 20, 2008

grandcamp les baines

the site of D-day or the allied invasion in europe on june 16 1945

last summer, i went to grandcamp les baines to surf.

by jack towillegewer April 26, 2009

Grandma Jefferson

Much like a ratbox, but applied to a much older woman.

"Can you believe how bad this old ladies vag smells? Total Grandma Jefferson."

by Justin Lames February 10, 2010

Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself

My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

Grandma Cockblock

1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother

1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

Orlando: Dude major grandma

2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it

by Shapreston July 22, 2010

Grandma's Hands

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.

Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again

by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010

Grandma's Cole Slaw

The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced

Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.

by Lohn Jocke February 23, 2011