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Gooning

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace
by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025
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goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.
Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.
by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024
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Price goon

A girl with a lopsided lobster booty.A boy with a bald headed that you want to smack.
by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019
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Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.
Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!
by Voizdev August 26, 2021
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flicker goon

I can flicker goon for 7 seconds
by hxrlem May 22, 2024
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Moon Gooning

gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you
im about to go moon gooning with the boys wanna come with?
by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023
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gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself
Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night
by anonymous January 31, 2025
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