flustercuck

when you cut yourself trying to cut mayonnaise because you think it’s a pickle

guy: I just flustercucked my finger, it really hurt
guy 2: oof been there done that

by SloppiToppionDaddy69420 April 22, 2021

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re-flush

the acting of flush the toilet again because your "thing" does'nt go down

my poo is tenacious so i re-flushed it a few times

by yonizabari February 27, 2007

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Think and Flush

The place where most of your thinking takes place a.k.a. the toilet.

Dude 1: Hey did you just take a dump at my house? Gross!

Dude 2: No i did not take a dump at your house, I just had to think really hard about something on the think and flush.

Dude 1: It's still really gross you did that at my house.

by Swankyscoob March 31, 2011

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after-da-flush rush

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.

donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 11, 2011

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pre-mature e-flushulation

The act of flushing the toilet too early, having underestimated how badly you actually had to urinate, then having to wait until the tank fills again so you can flush the rest down.

Hey, what took you so long in there?" " Damn, I can't believe I just had pre-mature e-flushulation!" "I didn't think I had to piss that bad.

by scorpioeric July 30, 2011

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