Poopy Fruit

A popular chewing gum from the late 80's thats bursting with poopy flavor.

Poopy fruit its gonna move ya. The poop is soft it gets right to ya. Poopy fruit, the taste the taste thats gonna move ya.

by Jeffron929 October 29, 2022

Fruit Flute

A gay man’s penis.

Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.

by anonymous October 8, 2022

Fruit boot

An derogatory name for Gay,lesbian, transgender, or any other LGBTQXYZ

Hey, Mark do you prefer to have sex with women or men? Man go on with that shit, I ain't no FRUIT BOOT! I love women!!!

by Swanson AL Bronson April 5, 2022

telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021

poupu fruit

a fruit from a game, in the game there is a legend that says that if you share a puopu fruit with someone you really care about your destinies become intertwined

in kingdom hearts 3 sora shared a poupu fruit with kairi

by black rose gacha July 18, 2021

Fruit snaccs

Pure heaven

Don’t get the tropical flavor one tho it’s trash

Me: if you touch my fruit snaccs I’m coming for your kneecaps

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021