Friendlock

When you're in a Friendlock situation, it means you have to choose between 2 friends.

Friend: Hey dude, want to go watch the new Spiderman movie tonight?

Other Friend: Yo dude, wanna watch the new Starwars movie tonight?

You: Shit dude, I'm really in a Friendlock.

by nbuther March 2, 2022

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family-friendliness

The degree to which a perceived authority, i.e. mpaa, pope, and usda, believe a thing should be accessible to children.

According to a great many early christians and judaists, and many modern muslims, non-consensual sex with a pre-pubescent girl was of a high degree of family-friendliness, as long as her owner was the partner and all viewers and participants were members of the household.

United States culture generally says that vegetables have a low degree of family-friendliness, compared to high sugar or sugar-substitute foods.

As long as euphemisms and discrete phallic pictures are all that the movie references to sex, the mpaa will consider giving the movie a g rating for family-friendliness.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

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Friendvy

Friend Envy. When you want what your friend's got.

My buddy Dave just got a Wii. I've got some major friendvy.

by MJwb March 27, 2009

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Friendliness

A quality associated with the number of pitches achieved in the should-be one syllable word "Hey." However in extreme cases, these pitches can indicate homosexuality instead of friendliness, or an alarming combination of the two.

Guy 1: "Heee-eeee-eyy-eyyy-yyyy!"
Guy 2: "His friendliness level is over 9,000!!!"

by Walk_It_Off November 4, 2009

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