fluffy feels

Romantic emotion occurring in the process of falling in love, past the "crush" phase.

A: How do you feel about the guy from the gym?

B: I don't know for sure but I certainly have some fluffy feels for him.

by Califlowerpower April 20, 2014

Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

Flea Market Feet

The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.

Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!

by jcr1979 December 19, 2009

Feet In The Air

The position women's feet are often in during sex in the missionary and other positions.

Last night was a real "Feet In The Air" marathon for her. I sure would like to see her Feet In The Air.

by Sandybchs December 7, 2006

mad feelings

when someone has an extreme liking towards someone that's basically driving them mad.

"I have mad feelings for you more than you can imagine."

by Kayla2729 April 6, 2017

5 feet

2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay

"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"

by .im.gay. October 26, 2020

feel no way

It is okay what you decide; don't feel pressure to do it one way or another. (I believe this term is West Indies in origin.)

Do you want to come over for dinner or do you have plans? Feel no way...

by chill gurl November 23, 2010