e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.

My e-father helped me out with some advice

by y0hami May 27, 2024

Yurty father

Same as yurt but with more enthusiasm. To agree with something someone says very enthusiastically.

Person: I got with that girl last night.
You: Yurty father, thank god I saw it coming.

by RoryRPM April 20, 2023

the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.

Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.

by Happy tight us January 18, 2017

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

father with 43 years old

a panarama who has a panarama kid

oh you have a father with 43 years old? you must be a panarama

by asdasassdads June 4, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Steptic-father

When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.

Noun:

Steptic-Father

Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021