Your father

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious

Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan

by anonymous September 2, 2022

Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.

After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.

by Komickazee February 19, 2024

ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018

father hahn

a man who cares too much, yet cares too little. also loves chemistry and hates sarah. kale’s probably his favorite. also likes running.

who loves chemistry the most? definitely father hahn

by kaleidoscope_ November 24, 2021

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

Father

Father a man who will do anything and everything for his kids a man who will always keep his family safe a man who can be very funny but if you even look at his family wrong he will change his aditude and get his gun out but in the end will always be someone there for his children someone his kids look up to someone that would spend his last breath with his family someone who would risk his life for his children someone his hole family loves!!!

A Father is a hero.

by mora1411 June 16, 2019

say fathers

In black culture, dissimilar to "say mothers", suggesting that one's father has abandoned them.

Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.

by LeNegre May 14, 2017