ultimate funny-bone

When a woman has a violent shuddering orgasm and upon climax accidentally, violently, smacks her elbow into the bedpost, floor, wall, bathtub, cardoor, ect.

Tina got an ultimate funny-bone when her boyfriend rammed her against the wall, screaming Shazam!

by bbddrret October 1, 2013

Twist it funny

When a friend is telling a story that is supposed to be funny and entertaining but isn't quite that, you say "Now, twist it funny." to declare to your friend that you will not carry on with the conversation, untill a punchline has been dropped.

That guy: "As i was trekking through Nicaragua, heading towards a a childrens orphanage where I would deliver supplies, I met so many interesting cultures that really helped shape me as a person, I feel like i have changed in a profound way."

You yawn because you have heard this story too many times and responds. "Okay. Now, twist it funny." and sit back and enjoy the akward moment that ensues.

by Business bear April 2, 2014

Post Funny

"Post-Funny" - When something happens and it is not funny but when you think about it in the future it is.

David: Remember that lame joke you told?
Alistair: Haha. That was the best
David: It sucked so much but now it is funny.
David: Hahaha
Alistair: Now that is Post Funny

by Davidrsa December 30, 2010

That Was So Funny I Forgot to Laugh!

A phrase used to mock someone when they say a joke or something they think is absolutely hilarious, but everyone else thinks it's retarded. Sarcasm in its most extreme form.

Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"

by Carrera's Wedge April 19, 2007

see you in the funny pages

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

by Jeema November 10, 2005

alex is not funny day

Every year in March 22 emerges a special day called ALEX IS NOT FUNNY DAY. To all you alexes I wish you a happy Alex is not funny day :)

Alex: hi!

You: your not funny

Alex:why

You: because it is national Alex is not funny day

by ΜΑρ March 20, 2021

kenzie.isnt.funny

A tiktoker that has a piss kink

Me: I follow kenzie.isnt.funny
Someone else: that tiktoker with a piss kink?

Me: yes

by creepyendy June 27, 2021