Bag of Fannies

That which is unpleasant, or a mess. So called for the mental image of a collection of fannies, perhaps belonging to the elderly or lose of morals.
Also applied to that which shapes badly.

Stan: I'm sorry Ollie, I just can't get it right.
Ollie: Jesus wept man, you shape like a bag of fannies.

Taken from an inital write of Laurel and Hardy's "Sons of the Desert"

by Waster September 10, 2005

Fanny Dancer

A vibrator or sex toy.

"For fucks sake Maureen will you stop messing around with that Fanny Dancer and take the kids to school"

by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008

Fanny Roof

the large amount of fat that is over a womans fanny. stops it getting wet in sex when the man urinates to show how much dignity he has...

My wife is so fat! Shes got a fanny roof!

by Sweden4u August 19, 2007

fanny adams

Another way of saying 'fuck all'

1: Have you done your maths homework?
2: Fanny Adams

by BettyTom November 18, 2007

Fanny Pack

Usually a bag which is worn over the vagina while in busy places aka London. Is just big enough to fit a big purse and sum cash in.

Guy " Wow your fanny pack rules"
Girl "Thanks, i know it does!"

by Sxc-Babe-Beth December 7, 2006

fanny wank

when a woman masturbates or is masturbated

Matt fanny wanked his girlfriend instead of having sex

by jesscherry February 28, 2009

fanny pack

When a woman takes it in both holes, thus packing it in both her British and American fannies.

While unfashionable, she always touted the usefulness of a good fanny pack once in a while.

by nalpwod April 17, 2008