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eye candy

For straight women (okay, fine, as well as gay men and bisexuals who can't make up their minds yet)dudes with big pecs or butts or whatever you like in dudes.
I never see eye candy at Wisconsin Dells because a lot of the dudes there have moobs and they're too old/pale.
by Shawn B. May 1, 2003
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eye pollution

1. A specific hentai-type picture containing Quatre and Trowa and that is repeatedly brought up in conversation as a random laugh generator and/or relapse of the time when eye pollution was viewed by speaker.
Person 1: And so she kept saying out of BOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS!
Person 2: EYE POLLUTION! RELAPSE! AUGH! *splooching sound as Person 2 gouges out own eyes*
by Blizzleair July 14, 2003
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eye-tickle

1. A large, solid, and smooth bowel movement that actually, as it exits your rectum, tickles your eye.

2. A large, solid, and smooth bowel movement that actually, as it exits your rectum, tickles your sphincter (also known as brown eye).
I dumped such an enormous and massive eye-tickle that I began smiling and felt the urge for a smoke.
by MehsMehs July 21, 2005
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eye decay

Going blind and/or crazy from an overload of eye candy.
Yo, can I get a ride home from the strip club, I got a bad case of eye decay.
by dirkgently March 5, 2010
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eye-conversation

When you talk to someone using only your eyes. Girls tend to do this a lot; making conversation to one another without anyone else knowing what they're saying. Can also be done at a bar when you make eye contact with someone and then continue an eye-conversation with one another until you know it's ready to make a move on the other person or not.
example1.

guy1.

I think Jeniffer was wanting to do me after our eye-conversation.

guy 2.

Dude! You were reading it all wrong! Didn't your mama ever teach you eye-conversation?

example2.

girl1. (using eyes to try to get guy to dance with her)

guy3.

What?

girl1.

Never mind!

Why don't guys ever get eye-conversation?!

example3.

guy4. (using eye-conversation to talk to a girl)

girl2.
Did u just call me a whore?!

guy4.
What? NO! i swear! i said you look hot!

girl2.
Next time use your eye-conversation wisely.
by hot1800 August 27, 2010
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Eye for an eye

The act of sticking your penis in someone's eye until ejaculation is reached.
My girlfriend owed me one so I gave her an eye for an eye.
by big_bfb September 14, 2006
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eye-fuking

to just stare at someone for no reason.
Tom stop eye-fuking me before I kick your ass
by Cassie K May 13, 2007
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