Kiler Evans

Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.

Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"

by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022

Morrow Evans

An ordinary human with a toe

Morrow Evans is cool

by :()7-9=-2 October 30, 2019

Bima Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have Bima Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think he is Bima Evans."

"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."

by usernamexxx February 3, 2020

Evan the Weeb

Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.

Hey did you catch {Evan the Weeb}?

by Apple Greg May 11, 2020

Gay Evan

He is just gay and aiden is fat

Wow your such a Gay Evan

by sgerggh July 6, 2019

Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021

evan rice

A prick an asshole who fucks hoes and gets money

Evan rice fucked both of my sisters and when I confronted him he shot me in the leg.

by Dmb April 18, 2017