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elephant jockey

a black south african or indonesian mainly a derogatory term used to describe black people from the mentioned countries
by bannana man February 18, 2007
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Elephant

A schoolyard game occasionally practiced by inebriated or simply bored adults.

The object of the game is to swing your arm out in the motion of a swaying elephant's trunk and make sharp contact with the opponent's genitals. Only males can be targets for the game, making female participation undesirable as revenge attacks ar impossible.

The hand must be kept open, with fingers outstretched. Fists are considered bad form and can result in punishment of the offending party by stacks on or simple punching.

Extra status is awarded to those who achieve particularly difficult shots, such as hitting the very tip of the penis with the very tip of the fingers (which causes an uncommonly sharp pain).
Burgo's arm swung out like the trunk of a rampaging bull elephant. It was a blur, almost too fast for the human eye to see. Justin crumpled as the shock spread with lightning speed from his testicles throughout his entire body. All men within eyesight guarded their genitals and winced in sympathy.

This was the power of the Elephant. No man was safe from it's fury.
by Shampyon November 10, 2008
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Elephant Punch

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised male, while receiving oral sex, pulls out from his partner's mouth, and, in one movement, uses his penis to hit his partner in the nose while ejaculating on his partner's face
While watching election night results and getting head, Todd decided to go with the Republican Whammy, and gave Sara an Elephant Punch just as he came in her eye.
by Palinsluvr December 10, 2010
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elephant

1.An art house film by cult direcor Gus van Sant(My Own Private Idaho,Dugstore Cowboy) based loosely on the Columbine High School shootings. There's a huge controvesy over whether the killers were portrayed as gay or not. Sure,they kiss in the shower,but one look at emo boys kissing shows you that this isn't exactly a tabbo subject for teenagers anymore. It's a good film,and a good way to vent frustation after a hard days worth of name-calling and beatings from jocks at high school. Just don't get any ideas...
2.Also a clever grey animal.
1.
Nerd:"One of these days I'm gonna get Elephant on your ass"
Jock:"Wha'?"
Jock:~resumes beating nerd~

2. "Look! An Elephant! And this one still has it's tusks! Elephants are fun!
by bandanasarerad October 6, 2006
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purple elephant

A definition used to describe drunk elephants that are not secure in the restictions of the law.

If an elephant drinks more than 30 units of alchol, he is a purple elephant.
Sarge: We've got another purple elephant loose in the Zoo. Damn those Japanese tourists!
by jimmieeeeee August 27, 2005
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elephant ears

A term used by musicians to describe one who excels at learning music by ear.
That dude has some serious elephant ears
by Radix October 16, 2005
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elephant tail

When you dont wipe your ass after shitting and they ball up at the end of your ass hairs
Mark Boozer didnt shower for days after he took a shit and deveolped elephant tails
by anthony1 April 26, 2014
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