electricitol

The act of achieving a state of electricaly charged matter

The wire was used for electricitol purposes

by Theguycy October 17, 2023

Electrician

Homosexual

The only thing gayer than aids is an electrician especially one that’s works for Wilmar

by HH99 December 16, 2023

Electric Blast Furnace

the waifu of all gregtech players

u/randomname: OMG Electric Blast Furnace best girl
u/randomperson2: i love drinking concrete

by fishgaming December 20, 2023

electric grandma

AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.

It’s the electric grandma!

by Skylanderscollector December 22, 2023

Electrician

The sort of guy that you consider calling because their fridge magnet has like 20 percent off, then they arrive on time but you lose the magnet. Then he charges you extra.

Customer:Hi, I lost my fridge magnet but would like to get a discount.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!

Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.

by hissingcobra January 16, 2024

Electric Bog

Unlike a regular bog, an electric bog goes bzzzt. The phrase “Electric Bog” is typically used as a substitute for words: often those similar to, or rhyming with “Bog”, however this is not always the case. Electric bogs are primarily found within online global chat rooms and are closely associated with any electrical sounds. Specifically “bzzzt”.

“We are the Electric Bog. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

“Honey, I shrunk the Electric Bog”
“Friends call me Electric Bog Miser. Whatever I touch goes -bzzzt- in my clutch. Hah! I’m too much.”

by Oldgreyback January 17, 2024

electric porpoise

"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.

Example:

"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"

by Zeebirdman February 9, 2024