An Evan Gao

An Evan Gao is when an Atrioc leech gets someone important to Brandon's life to star in a video

A: "Hey did you see that Ari was in that leech video?"
B: "Wow, he really pulled an Evan Gao on that one!"

by sevelyn January 26, 2022

Dear Evan Hansen

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.

“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”

by DarkDiction049 August 23, 2022

Evanescence

The most contreversial and fake band I know. Not REALLY goth. Not "REALLY a christian" band. Not REALLY worth my time.

My god, my tourniquet. Heaven shine a light down on me.

Not a christian band my ass. Evanescence...what happened?

by Sedated July 1, 2007

Evan

Is the overall Fockin man stuntin around EU

AKA Toshiba

Evan is the shiznit

Toshiba is my best friend...he's so cool.

by EWINT November 4, 2008

evanescence

1. the state of vanishing
2. a shitty band

1. vaporisation is a kind of evanescence
2. /

by onyma November 6, 2006

evan

a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.

Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan!

by stupidbitch27 May 10, 2010

Evan

1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16

"Hey Evan! You see that Lions game last night?"

"No! I was too busy crying into my pillow

by p99jamesbond007 March 5, 2009