Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

Shae and Eli

shae is honestly the best person to exist. She loves her friends so so much. and her boyfriend? she would do anything for him. literally he is her world and she is his. anyeways eli S + E for life? <33

"Omg is that Shae and Eli?"
"yeah! they are perfect for eachother."

by PurplePanda02 April 30, 2022

Ely

An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.

Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!

by NotJoshy February 8, 2020

Eli

A fat ass

You know Eli ? Yeah man ! Such a fat ass

by M530 August 23, 2023

Elis

Elis a person who really likes snus. He usually wears a flannel jumberjack shirt with a leather jacket. Big fat leather boots are cool thinks Elis. Elis shlong is defined as an opened fire hydrant when he ejaculates.

Is that Elis?
No, it's his shlong.

by DoggesTurken November 26, 2021

Eli crackrock

A young agricultural cracked out gypsy. Great on his feet. Even sweater in the sheets.

Eli crackrock is comin to get ya

by Eli crackrock May 25, 2023

Eli

Eli is a name for a man.Eli is a good looking boy who is smart, funny and athletic.He is trustworthy and a good friend to keep in your life.

Eli is so funny!

by UrbanDictionary.gov November 23, 2021