earth breath

The smell of your breath after smoking weed or eating mushrooms

Hey daniel you have earth breath

by mushroomjoint November 21, 2022

Earthing

Putting your pussy on some rocks.

My mother-in-law went to go earthing and she put her pussy on some rocks.

by ArizonaDaddy January 16, 2022

Earthing

Taking a shit on the ground.

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.

by Earthing January 16, 2023

earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.

yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.

by rose :p December 09, 2023

Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.

by miyumyau October 04, 2023

earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.

Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.

by boardgamebender January 26, 2022

Heaven on Earth

A loving Girlfriend

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022