People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

dont pmo

an way to say “don’t p1ss me off” when you or something/someone do something stupid or annoying.

*Random white lady doing some stupid sh1t on TikTok*

TikTok comment: “dont pmo.”

by mattsunlover July 28, 2024

dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022

DONT TYPE THIS!!!

WHY DID U TYPE THIS U JUST MADE A HUGE MISTAKE DONT TYPE THIS AGAIN

Person 1: if u type “DONT TYPE THIS!!!” you’re making a huge mistake
Person 2: idc ima type it lol
Person 1: WAIT DONT-

by frebcuergduiebxiudebxyuddvxhgg August 1, 2022

you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

you know nothing or you dont know what you are doing

sir you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground

by bluebear April 3, 2025

Dont be a Clauren

Clauren is a person who likes to be amish and churn butter. If you are this person you will randomly call dibs on people and make innappropriate motions.

Crachel: teach me how to dougie t-t-teach me how to dougie.
Clauren: teach me how to churn t-t-teach me how to churn.
Crachel: Dont be a clauren!

by Crachel December 7, 2010

dont touch my facue

This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...

H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..

by anonymous October 5, 2020