dong stomp

dong stomp: verb; stomping of the dong. this phrase, that likely originated on yik yak, is commonly thought by most scholars to mean a sexual act in which one or more partners 'step on' or 'stomp' a man's penis to cause sexual arousal.

Giving away free dong stomps tonight at the McDonald's on 64th!

by the realest g January 4, 2015

The Chong Dong

A penis of immense size that bends space and time with its mass

Courtney- Hey Chad, you look like the kind of jock with the Chong Dong
Chad- Fuck yea, u down to have rough sex?
Courtney- Yea I’m down
Chad- *whips out cock, and the space time continuum ruptures*
Courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Jacket Dong

The strings on a jacket that adjust the hood.

Is normal if one jacket dong is longer than the other one.

by SolidSulfur November 27, 2010

Ding,Dong

Invented by Sir Leslie Phillips,

To indicate attraction to another person used as an ice breaker chat up line.

Sarah this is Matt , Matt this is Sarah. Matt " Ding,Dong"
as an attractive girl comes within ear shot direct the words "Ding,Dong" in her direction accumponied with a confidend charm smerk.
The words "Ding,Dong "can be streched out slightley for inhanced inpack on delivery.

by Balloonio May 28, 2017

Hung Dong

An asian supermarket, commonly referred to as Hung Dong Supermarket.. Sells noodles.. rice.. and other asian stuff. They also sell potatoes and carrots. Wide selection of.. stuff..

Asian dude #1 - "My mom tell me go buy some rice."
Asian dude #2 - "I alway buy my rice from dat store, Hung Dong.."
Asian dude #1 and #2 in unison-"LET GO HUNG DONG AND PARTY!!"
*Flys away hand in hand*

by HungDongFoo. November 6, 2007

ding dongs

Illegal drugs consumed in tablet form taken while partying in night clubs e.t.c. Ecstasy tablets.

"As if had 7 ding dongs last night....thats bad!"
"Hey lets get messed up on the ding dongs tonight!"

by Famos Amos October 16, 2006

double dong

A two sided dildo. Great for penetrating two people at once.

Babymomma: Who is going to strap it on tonight?
Candice: I want to get it tonight, you strap it on!
Babymomma: I strapped it on last night. YOU strap it on!
Candice: Well, we could use the double dong and both get some action...
Babymomma: Snap!

by LJM June 11, 2006