french dressing

When you climax in a woman while she is on her period.

I blew a load in Carrie when she was on the rag and it looked like french dressing dripping out.

by Will Wydock December 14, 2007

red dress

when a guy fantasises about a girl in.... strange ways.. like wearing red dresses....not chanel blue ones...

"yea one of those strapless ones with no straps and its RELE long and your wearing red heels... and youve got a big necklace complete with a diamond... sound good?".. REDDRESSSSSS

by C-C September 4, 2005

Dressage

Prancing around the living room naked

Margaret was practicing dressage for Nathan and the windows were open, *gasp*

by thatguywhoisawesome August 29, 2012

Window dressing

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.

I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.

by Curtain cum August 29, 2018

desso

short for Desperados.

Can a desso for me and a disso and coke for my lady?

by dipset1983 December 16, 2013

Swedish Dress Shirt

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.

Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.

by realfeeleydrinkers July 14, 2012

Dressing

almost a side hoe but not quite

I would be your side piece but we don't fuck so I'm your dressing

by onexisntenough March 8, 2016