Muff Diving

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

by Fuck me right October 5, 2009

divident

A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.

When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...

by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008

Muff diving

when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff

i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff

by tanielle halina November 24, 2003

Divinci

sticking a paint brush up your anus then then painting somones face with a poo like substance

mary told chris she really wanted a divinci so that night he stuck the brush up his ass and gave her one

by mike hunt March 15, 2004

divinia

Retard

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Divinia

by Lolvhijhd July 30, 2017

Divine love making (raw sex)

(verb) When Jon and Sydney participate in the act of making love. Will start slow and smooth with licks and kisses. Leading to ruff, raw, uninhibited, caught in the moment of divine raw intercourse. This action of love must be done several times daily. Caution: Many babies can be made this way. Many, many, many pocket sized babies. Where will you put them? Outside to grow.

You can't handle one. Divine love making (raw sex) is just for Jon & Sydney.

by untitled2633 June 18, 2008

divinity destroyed

The finest band out of New Jersey since Bon Jovi. Formed by the brothers Ward and drummer Dan, they have seen a revolving door consume various bassists and keyboardists before stopping on James and Jonny, respectively.

I saw Divinity Destroyed last night; Mark sang "erection" instead of "conception".

by P-Mac July 31, 2008