Domino distancing

The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.

Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

cordial distress

A terrible rock band with shitty music and uncreative lyrics. Their name literally means heart attack 😒

Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"

by ColeDass69 February 21, 2021

Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

Entertainment District

A euphemism for Red Light District.

Demon Slayer has an Entertainment District arc. It takes place in Yoshiwara which was a red-light district in Japan.

by Dover Cawen December 5, 2021

Risty Disty

A Canadian handjob.

Man 1: "Would you like a Risty Disty behind the Timmies, eh?"
Man 2: "Sure, ya hoser!"

by Obmana July 13, 2023

long distance whore

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.

-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)

by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023

caucusing outside your district

The act of looking for women outside of your age range.

Woah Taylor, you're in college now, I think that going to that High School dance is caucusing outside your district.

by lars2893 August 16, 2016