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John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!
by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018
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Ben dereked

“Man I was so Ben dereked last night I was at a all inclusive free drinks bar last night but still spent €200s on drinks”
by Rob iyf June 6, 2019
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dirty dereck

When you use a cum sock full of ants to get off
If I don’t clean my socks I’ll dirty Dereck
by Mochrie95 June 9, 2020
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kiss dereck day

a day when hailee is obligated to kiss dereck i guess…???
ayo isn’t today kiss dereck day boi????
by momsmasher420 June 25, 2021
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Casual Derek

A guy that wears the same shit everyday. Sneakers, generic slacks and a three-quarter zip long sleeve shirt. Puts overall comfort and ample room for his testicles above all else.
Here comes casual Derek into the office again. He sure does look plain but I bet his testicles are comfortable
by Hugh Janus007 July 7, 2021
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Justin Derek

Justin Derek is a shy guy, but once he passes that threshold with you. Is the funniest, most wholesome guy ever. A great friend and even better s/o. He also would rather keep to himself, but the times spent with a Justin Derek are the most memorable.
Anybody seen Justin Derek? Man I miss that guy. Hope he’s doing well that Justin Derek.
by DaDawn November 22, 2021
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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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