Dalmatian Shake

When a kid or adult gets out of a bath and shakes like a Dalmatian

Bob finished a bubble bath and his partner Karla was brushing her teeth. After he got out, Karla told him to "do the Dalmatian Shake!" and Bob rolled his eyes

by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025

Damages

It's clear that the damages the 400 million dollars the US government is paying someone for property for which I have not been my due compensation in accordance with the 5th amendment of the US constitution. That is what the theory of AI is worth. YOU JUST PAID FOR IT. YOU SET THE PRICE BY PAYING.

Hym "Maybe you are confused about the price of the damages not because it's 1 dollar but because you're a retarded thief. Have you considered that? The US government has paid for the property ALREADY. The property they paid for cost 400 million dollars. I have yet to receive 400 million dollars for the property that THE US GOVERNMENT believes is worth 400 million dollars. AND.... The US government ALSO BELIEVES... I have a right (guaranteed to me by the US compensation) to be duely compensated. What is due compensation for a 400 million dollar asset? Not 1 dollar. It's 400 million. You set the price for me by buying it from him. Allowing him to steal it from me. Allowing him to get away with molesting his sister. Get these people an camera. Remember they chose 'the life of an innocent child'. RATHER THAN ME HAVING RIGHTS."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Dadmasker

Dadmasker
(noun)

A woman who knowingly deceives a man about being the father of her child.

Someone who hides or "masks" the identity of the real dad, usually for personal gain (financial, emotional, or social).

Examples:

"Turns out my ex was a total dadmasker—three years in and the kid wasn’t even mine."

"The tabloids called her Hollywood’s biggest dadmasker after the DNA test drama."

Origin: Comes from "dad" + "masker," meaning to conceal or disguise the real father.

by Sakurakage September 20, 2025

Hot Damale

Pronounced : hawt dumb-mall-ee

A very physically attractive young man or woman whose lack of intelligence vastly overwhelms their general appeal to the opposite or same sex.

"That guy is so HOTT" -Nick
"Oh no man, he's as dumb as bricks" -Katie
"Oh, a Hot Damale"

by Friendsss June 18, 2009

Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.

by not enough discounts May 25, 2011

sun damage

When you have been sunburnt countless times because frolic-ing in the sun for days on end has been far more important that protecting the epidermis, usually causing (but not limited to): sun spots, freckles, uneven skin tone, leathery skin, a body that has been treated more like an amusement park, rather than a temple.

1. Damn, look at that girls sun damage, she looks like she's been rode hardand put away wet.

2. Sun damage cause skin cancer.

3. She has hella sun damage, I bet she had fun getting that though.

4. Sun damage is irreversible.

5. That girl has really effed up her skin with sun damage.

6. Protect yourself from sun damage, use sunscreen.

by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015

Cunt Damage

Vaginal injury induced by overwhelmingly vicious penetration.

Father's Day is always special for Dad because one of his gifts is that Mom begs him for cunt damage.

by RickySStuntDouble June 20, 2015